Do Mock and Skip still bum Ilflid?

[abharsair]

DYSWIDT*











*cunt!

[wokka]

If not why not?

[cheerieeh]

Three Shades of Flid. Chapter 1

As Rat Features climaxed over the fat freckled arse of the dead motorcycle / Berlingo courier to the slebs, the pale Beeb inputter lapped it up like a fatty latte. It's what Illflid, if he were able to speak, would have wanted, that and the odd text. They may have been fine upstanding* members* of the faceless London never has beens community but a bout of spotty ginger necrophilia was never to be passed up. They put him back in the cupboard until the next illicit illflidical tryst.  You won't read about this on teletext joked Skip. Mock giggled worryingly.

[skip]

Fucking hurrah - unpcstokecity is back from the dead.